pantere:

do u ever see a boy and think damn you could be a 50,000 note gif post on tumblr

(Source: fatty-food)

(Source: elisaskin)

phwoa:

 

I simultaneously want to sleep in bed forever and do everything in the world

pazzo-demens:

you’re gonna regret not dating me after I get hot

(Source: slydigger)

nicolleeyy:

when people say, “what’s tumblr?”

I immediately want to stop talking to them. 

rabioheab:

earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that

turtyturtle:


This was taken in Australia. Three separate things happening at once: On the left, fireworks exploded as part of Australia Day celebrations. In the middle, it’s Comet McNaught. Then on the right, there’s lightning from a thunderstorm far away.

God we are good

(Source: your-daily-dose)

nbcthevoice:

You can dance your day away until tonight’s results by listening to Maroon 5’s “Love Somebody” on repeat! www.smarturl.it/LoveSomebodyM5

saltybodiess:

lushclub:

dietcokeandasmoke:

spreading the loveeeee

spray it don’t say it 

brah I need this

saltybodiess:

lushclub:

dietcokeandasmoke:

spreading the loveeeee

spray it don’t say it 

brah I need this

mittenshapedleaves:

davehugs:

pros to being a jellyfish

  • ur cute n beautiful
  • you never have to go to college
  • ur parents dont judge u
  • ur allowed 2 be sassy dont get near my tentacles silly boys ill kill you
  • whats a gender
  • u just look amazing and float around all day wooooo

cons to being a jellyfish

  •  

fucking sea turtles

Anonymous Asked
QuestionWOW, I just lost a bunch of weight using the OFFICIAL TUMBLR DIET!! Are u using it as well? Answer

Uh no?